Ugghhh! Bet he's got camel toe as well!!

If it was caused by a fart it'd be a brown "splosh"...my guess is he just doesn't wipe his jammy arse!

Instruction for an assisted suicide maybe?

A perfect Frankenstein skull!

Cutting the brakes lines would have been the best revenge!

Needs a blood transfusion.

Biggest frigging catheter I've ever seen.

I reckon it should be marketed as a sex toy for gay boyz!

Hey kid, your Mum did it deliberately....she hates you!

I'm thinking it's his Sister?