| Dancing Boobie | | Published: October 21, 2009 | Permalink | 565 clicks |  Forget about those cutesy little, yellow chicks or bunny rabbits that hop when you wind them up, we've got the ticket to a good chuckle with these Dancing Boobies! Wind them up and watch the boobies bobble!
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| Jesus LED Light Keychain | | Published: October 21, 2009 | Permalink | 315 clicks | Jesus just got a whole lot more helpful! Our Jesus LED Flashlight Keychain is the perfect gift for people who need to see the light. Whether it is helping you find your keys in the dark purse, or that potato chip you dropped under the seat of your car during rush hour, using this LED Flashlight Keychain will give you a whole new reason to shout "Thank You Jesus!"
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| Multi-Tector Detector Device | | Published: October 21, 2009 | Permalink | 268 clicks | The Multi-Tector Detector Device is a nifty little gadget that will help you detect Dorks, People who Suck, Geniuses, Idiots, Liars, and Crazy People all with the flip of a switch! Just set the top dial to what you'd like to detect, and then in a crowded room, either use the touch sensors underneath to set off a "tick" sound when you get close tot he "crazies", or point the thing right at a "loony" and press the top button to activate a red light and an alert sound. Button cell batteries included!
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| Viag-Ring - In Case Of Emergency | | Published: October 21, 2009 | Permalink | 325 clicks | There's no need to fear...your boner is always near. The Viag-Ring is always on hand and ready for action. When duty calls, your soldier will be cocked and loaded with the ammo needed to go deep into battle. Even a limp-dick numb-rod like you can be prepared for the improbable. Great for aspirin too (it's just not as funny).
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| Desktop USB Shredder | | Published: October 21, 2009 | Permalink | 229 clicks |  Have some fun shredding important documents, receipts, post-it notes, and to do lists from your boss with this fantastic USB paper shredder. It can be powered by USB or batteries, and also has a handy letter opener! Just plug it in and start shredding! System Requirements: Windows XP or Mac OS X and a USB 1.1 port. Features include: Shred A6 (postcard sized) documents Shredding capacity: 2 Sheets On/Off/Reverse Switch USB Powered or 4 "AA" Batteries 6.5" x 8" in Size Built-In Letter Opener.
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| Shocking Bottle Opener | | Published: October 21, 2009 | Permalink | 263 clicks | The Shocking Bottle opener looks like a normal bottle opener. If you have it on the table at your next party, lend it out to friends. When they go to use it, they'll be zapped! Also great to make sure no one takes your stuff.
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| Retro USB Fan | | Published: October 21, 2009 | Permalink | 224 clicks | You'll be the "coolest" one in your office with this mini retro styled fan. Perfect for your desktop or anywhere your travels take you - no electric or heavy batteries needed! Just plug it into your primary USB port and let your computer generate the power to help you "keep your cool" no matter what the day brings! System Requirements: Windows XP or Mac OS X and a USB 1.1 port.
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| Deluxe Shocking Pen | | Published: October 21, 2009 | Permalink | 212 clicks | It looks like a fancy ball point pen, but when your victims clicks this pen, they get a zap strong enough to cause them to jump! Bring it out with you at a bar, and when fugly people try to give you their number, hand them this pen to write it down with and shock the fugly right out of them!
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| Guadalupe Lifesize Standup | | Published: October 21, 2009 | Permalink | 224 clicks | Do you see apparitions of Our Lady of Guadalupe - the Mexican Virgin Mary? Many people in the 1500's did... Why not top their apparitions by actually seeing the real thing? It's easy, just get this giant lifesized cardboard cutout of the image of Our Lady of Guadalupe, the woman of the Apocolypse. Just be careful where you put her because at 5' 6" tall, we have a feeling she means business!
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| Martini Lifesize Standup | | Published: October 21, 2009 | Permalink | 216 clicks | Are you incredibly sophisticated and want to let everyone know in a really big way? Then you need this humungous carboard martini glass. Display it proudly in your living room, dining room, bar area, or even bathroom. Get it for your friend's 21st birthday bash, or wrap it up as a delightful gag gift. The giant cardboard martini measures 5 feet tall!
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| President Obama Lifesized Cardboard Standup | | Published: October 21, 2009 | Permalink | 230 clicks |  You love politics. In fact, you love it so much you like to pretend that you are directly involved with your favorite politicians. Why not make your dream a reality with these lifesize cutouts! Display him proudly in your house, office, or car. Or throw darts at him! Measures 6'2" tall.
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| President Ronald Reagan Lifesize Standup | | Published: October 21, 2009 | Permalink | 219 clicks | You love politics. In fact, you love it so much you like to pretend that you are directly involved with your favorite politicians. Why not make your dream a reality? Now you can discuss taxes with cardboard Reagan! Display him proudly in your house, office, or car. Or throw darts at him. Either way, we vote our Ronald Reagan political cardboard cutouts number one! Ronald Reagan measures 6' 2" tall.
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